Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers. May the next several days bring you light and blessings.

futurelegendladystardust:

me smoking weed: this is going to fix everything

glumshoe:

succinctlysevered:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard

what about the last person. what do they get.

the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them

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thequeenofsunflowers:

wellyfullofale:

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

phoenixxrae:
“ Mick Jagger Polaroid Portrait by Andy Warhol - 1975
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phoenixxrae:

Mick Jagger Polaroid Portrait by Andy Warhol - 1975

reblog if you’re gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star